Swaziland.. I never thought I would

So this will just be about all the things that have happens here in Swaziland that I never thought would happen.. Ever..

I never thought I would have to check for scorpions before I pee

I never thought I would pick up my water bottle to take a drink and literally get a mouth full of dirt

I never thought I would eat this much oatmeal

I never new a chocolate milkshake could taste so good

I never thought I could be sitting in dirt surrounded by bunnies, starring at a zebra

I never thought I would pee my pants this much

I never thought I would walk someone through a haircut… On my own hair, don’t worry it looks great

I never thought I would wait this many days before my next shower

I never thought I would be eating chicken with my fingers in the dark because the the power went out

I never thought I would do an interpreting dance session with girls who are free to be themselves

I never thought that I would mistake a black mamba for a loose weave braid on the ground

I never thought that I would see a scorpion that big

I never thought I would get this tan… Oh wait that’s dirt

I never thought dirt would hurt this much.. But when it’s blowing at you at 30 mph it hurts

I never thought I could love 60 people so much

I never thought I would have to clean the dirt out of my toothbrush before I use it

I never thought my chacos could get this nasty