The longer we hang out as a team, the weirder things get. Here’s an inside look into Team Shema, the good, the bad, and the ugly.
1. The Great Crack Dry Debate ( Do you dry your buttcrack after showering??)
2. When your team leader picks his nose at all hours of the day #knuckledeep
3. Attempting to fill an Ethiopian washer with water as it leaks towards the plug… can you balance a cord on one foot and water spewing in all direction with the other ?
4. Remember Thao
5. Don’t touch my garlic toast
6. Flannels + our awesomely awkward maroon couple
7. ” Here’s the thing…” -Jack
8. Vietnamese choir
9. Too far Simon
10. “No matter, I am a google man”
11. We enjoy long walks towards the beach… 15 miles later…
12. If you have bad behavior you’re out
13. When you use your food to clean your food #injera
14. Hyna (hyena) howls keeping you up all night
15. How many children can you collect on one walk
16. 2 hours to make Ramen, 2 minutes to eat Ramen, empty stomach…priceless
17. Spit on, slapped, and stripped
18. Really… do you remember Thao?
19. No electricity, no problem
20. Hoping we don’t get cut by Gabbie
21. We take the threats way more serious when her hair is braided
22. Hoping Daniel doesn’t read Songs of Solomon again
23. Not sure when Andy is done praying because he pauses when he talks
24. Unable to compete with Kam’s perfect palate
25. Or the way she flosses…
26. Waking up afraid when Lindsay stares at you while she sleeps
27. Unable to find Lindsay when she’s peeing behind the bush in the bush
28. When you can’t dig on the wife ( Madi) because the husband ( Andy) always defends her
29. ” By bush did you mean tree or rural area?”
30. Going to the bush = going to a public swimming pool…
31. Shema bedhead …
32. “You like that Fricker?”
33. Slaughter party
