Jungle Life
speed limits don't exist
some roads also don't exist
speaking English is hard, for Americans…broken sentences are a must
eating on the floor at church is a feast
rice is necessary for all meals
french fries are a typical breakfast food
fried food is all you can find
passing cows walking down the road are typical days
ducks and geese are know as the same animal
carrying rocks are a must needed protection from dogs down the street
shoes are relative
school is occasional
wild elephants are common
rats are sold at the market, gut pouring out, ready to eat
markets smell, very, very, very, very, and I mean, very, bad
wifi is actually available…?
ice cold showers are a luxury
you can kill 46 mosquitos is 75 minutes on the reg
transportation is 15 people to one pickup truck bed
chickens run wild
kitchens don't exist in a normal house
fish, so many fish, you can by them here or there, you can by them everywhere!
out house literally means out of the house and a distance away
families must be neighbors
"pad thai" means sweet
a bird greets you every day saying beautiful girl but clearly sounds like white girl
you go fishing with a pole and a net attached to the end of it
you will live with a family who's daughters are named Asia and Nation
grandpa is the cutest little man that will take you to the rice fields
dinner sometimes flops around in the bed of the truck on your way home
you may be commanded to come up with a lesson plan in less than a minute for 1% English speakers
consistency is none existant
the King is a good man, the Queen is a good women, and the Royal Family is very good
"Sah wah dee khaa" is how you say hello in Thai, actually is funky letters but it sounds like that
there is no need for alarm clocks, roosters work very well
cows have floppy ears and a humpy lumpy backs
all "roads" lead to home
Be jealous, my life is better than yours. Yes I wrote this blog while laying on my sleeping pad in the jungle…with wifi!
