My Adventurous Life

I am tomorrow’s headline today; newsworthy in matters of odd circumstance and random happenings. I am a future best-selling novelist, famous for books filled with factual tall tales of my adventurous life. I am addicted to other people, which in itself is hazardous to your health. I am a daredevil in extreme actions and stunts, but never in matters of the heart. I am a lover, a fighter, a winner, a loser, a laugher, a crier, a saint, and a sinner. In all these states, I am loved. I am a fan of all things that marry the tastes of chocolate and peanut butter. I am the product of the love and kindness of a southern man and a jersey girl. In the end I turned out just fine. I am six foot tall white female and could be filthy rich if I had a dollar for every time somebody said to me, “I’ll bet you’re a basketball player.”( I played basketball for 11 years, but that is besides the point.) 

 I am fully convinced music fuels my soul and that must God have a sense of humor because I cannot carry a tune in a bucket. I am a nomad, a gypsy soul in search of a place that feels like home. I am a firm believer those who survive tragedy do so because they never lose their sense of humor. I am a goggles wearing, beaker wielding, chemical mixing science nerd on a quest for knowledge. I am a recovering coffee addict, emphasis on the recovery. I am blindly optimistic and refuse to consent it will rain until I am soaked. I am a renaissance woman. I am certain Murphy’s Law was secretly written because of my life. I am a recycling fiend, camping addict, out doors enthusiast who loves nights free of light pollution and going off the beaten path.I am, in general, in love with life and the variability it holds. I am a storyteller. I am a rebel with a cause, and one day, with a little divine intervention…I will save the world. 

 

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