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This post is a satire post. As guys, we saw this post and decided that we wanted to make an alternate post from the guys perspective. So without further delay, please enjoy Why You Should NOT Date A World Racer!
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1. We will never spend more than $5 on dinner. #wrbudget
2. We have not been around many English speakers so we mainly communicate with grunts and hand gestures.
3. Our idea of dates has decreased significantly — going to the 7-11 for soda or going for a walk is a huge field trip for us.
4. The Race has made us realize that your unfading beauty should come from your inner self, so no need for jewelry, braided hair, or fine clothes! #1Peter3:3-4
5. We are used to so much change on the Race, don’t expect too much consistency.
6. We can sleep anywhere — airport, churches, office space, 6×6 ft. rooms. Why buy a bed when we can sleep on the floor?
7. If we ever get married, we will not be that man that takes up most of the closet space. We spent a year rotating between 5 sets of clothing and will most likely continue to do that for the rest of our lives.
8. The bar has been set very low for entertainment: our guys in India spent days comparing their farts on a walkie talkie app.
9. We don’t get offended easily and we expect you won’t either. So get ready for us to try and fix you. #it’snotaboutthenail
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https://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
10. Our idea of dressing up is wearing clean jeans and a shirt with no stains and NOT wearing Chacos.
11. You’ll save money on the water bill because we can save water by taking bucket showers and/or our record for the number of days without a shower is up to eight….teen.
12. We have “girlfriends” on four different continents.
13. We constantly get rides from random strangers, order strangest foods for you, and generally have no idea what we are doing.
14. We have all joined the 90% club.
15. We’re in good shape, a stick is a shape right? #noprotein #diarrheafordayz
16. Do you need your accounting done? I haven’t touched US currency for almost a year.
17. We have great ingenuity. By using our left hand to wipe and also only using our deodorant only 2 times a week, we have saved on average over $3 per week!
18. We always wear the same clothes, so the scent of our clothes might make you stumble.
19. You don’t have to worry about us being passive aggressive, we’re used to sitting in awkward silence for hours at a time. #feedback #itwasreallyfiveminutes
20. We’ve learned how to love people well in the five love languages: Chaco tan compliments, smashing creepy insects, buying you a coke, never leaving your side for 11 months at a time and guarding your heart by giving you the best side hugs ever.
21. We can live with other people 24/7. Can my buddies Tyson, Jason, and Kyle move in? I hope you don’t mind living in community for the rest of your life.
22. We won’t bring a million suitcases with us. Because, who has a million suitcases?!
23. We are thrifty spenders, my Race clothes will still be good for at least 3 more years!
24. We are men of integrity so we do not own any illegally downloaded movies, and our favorite films are: Fireproof, Left Behind, and anything staring Jesus.
25. We have learned how to thrive living the simple life. Conversations about bowel irregularities, once a week bucket showers, and eating ramen for dayz.
Why you shouldn’t date our guys:
Soloman: He’ll never call you by your real name. #puddin’pop #darlin’ #heygurl
Sam: He will swoon you with his pooetry.
Nathan: He changes outfits at least three times a day.
Jordan: He is so focused on his food that you’ll never have a conversation at the dinner table.
Eric: He makes you feel like you are walking with Moses. #princeofegypt
Tom: He’ll clog all your sinks with his hairyness.
Aaron: Ya can’t. 😉 #happilytaken
John-Morgan McCasland: …. actually you can date this one.
