hello.
here are some silly training camp experiences summed up into bullet points.
enjoy.
-what are the odds is the best form of entertainment
-what are the odds can get intense really quickly
-anna loves ice but doesn’t like water… (lol wut?)
-mocking other peoples accents give you a good giggle
-you & me by marc e bassy was listened to 1000x bc anna is obsessed
-if/when we poop is talked about… alot
-if you poop, you’re congratulated
-the boys LOVE dad music
-kyle started a trend of sprinting up the hill for food
-if you want food ASAP, sit at kyle’s table
-daddy long legs feel like a level 10 emergency but are only considered a 2 apparently
-5 people in 1 eno hammock is the official capacity
-carrying a chair to and from everywhere highlights how out of shape you are
-marvel and shaggy impressions are a lot more annoying than you think they could ever be
-i never thought SO much excitment could stem from dumping cold water on yourself
-don’t give danny 5 hour energy drinks… he will become an albino tarzan
-lowkey we all prayed HARD for it to storm/ hurricane/ tornado/ hail/ tsunami so we could sleep in the AC for the night
-note to self: invest in more charging cubes
-shoelaces make a great belt
-there’s nothing more exciting than when the poopy truck arrives
-don’t give important things to anna. she is a forgetful human sometimes and loses all the important things (aka car keys and airport tickets)
-yes, you can win squad wars even if you lose every single game
-there are some NIIICE tractors in georgia
-if you have instant coffee you’re living in luxury (even if it expired in 2017)
