I have been back in the US for 5 days now.

and it happened.

I expected it to happen sometime this year. I thought it would have been while I was out of the country though. 

I lived in INDIA for a month for heavens sakes!

 

 

 

Today, I pooped my pants. 

 

I hope your your day was less crappy than mine.

(I have been waiting a long time to crack that joke.) 

 

 

WorldRace protip: DO NOT take de-worming pills before a long car ride or if you expect to not be close to a toilet for at least 48 hours. Also, don’t take a de-worming pill anytime close to Thanksgiving. 

 

 

XOXO,

Madden

 

p.s. I will be writting some new blogs soon. Stay tuned.