There are more moments than not where something happens on the Race and a teammate says “that should be a blog title!”. In the spirit of sharing what days on the Race can really look like, I thought it would be fun to share some of the “should be” titles.
“Oh Red Lights Are Just a Suggestion … Ok”
“Do Cows or People Have the Right of Way?”
“I Got My Squatty Aim Game Down.”
“When the Traffic Is from the Left but You Look Right”
“If I See One More Man Peeing on the Side of the Road . . .”
“When You Rip Your Pants Crossing the Border”
“Are We Going to a Church Service or Are We the Church Service?”
“Don’t Forget to Pack Your Daily Toilet Paper Need.”
“Where Are the Subtitles?”
“Just Pretend Its Chicken and Swallow.”
“I Ordered a Medium, This Is a Personal Size”
“Whats the Wifi Password?”
“When Febreze Is Your Shower”
“Guys, I Think Theres a Chicken Bone Stuck in My Throat!”
“Hurry up and Wait.”
“Do You Think That Gas Station Has AC?”
“Does the ‘A’ in Asia Stand for Aggressive?”
“Just Pretend the Hair is Yours and Keep Eating.”
“How Many Places Have You Slept This Month?”
“I Have so Many Currencies in My Wallet!”
“Today Was a Good Day, the Power Only Went out Twice!”
“Free Table … More like Shopping Mall”
“Asia, the Land Where Napkins Are Precious.”
“Can I Go Another Day Without a Shower?”
“Is This Edible?”
“When in Doubt Just Smile and Nod.”
“Would It Be Wrong to Steal Toilet Paper from This Restaurant?”
“Are Heat Rashes Supposed to Look like This?”
“I Feel Like a Wilted Seed.”
“Who Said It, Jesus or Tupac?”??
Trust me – the list could go on and on. Every day on the Race has its own story filled with moments that make you scratch your head to ask why or even better that have you doubled over from laughter.
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