New year, new team! We are so excited to introduce our new teammates we are doing life with for the next six months…and we decided to have a little fun while doing so. Therefore, without further ado, our Tinder profiles (if we had them). don’t worry, we will explain our name and have some more updates soon!
LYNNA-
What is your status- Single and ready to mingle
What are you looking for- A good time
What is your eye color- Blue
What is your bench max- Whatever the bar is
What is your most unique experience- Swimming in the Arctic Ocean
What are your pet peeves- When people put trash in my pockets
If you really knew me, you would know- I hate sweating
What is you guilty pleasure- Staying in bed all day
What are your hobbies- Napping, chatting, driving
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics- The weather
What is your favorite vacation spot- Anywhere I didn’t have to plan
What is your favorite outfit- A t-shirt, leggings, my glittery rainboots, and my sparkly headband
What is your favorite karaoke song- Tik Tok – Ke$ha
How do you like your coffee- Black and watered down
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Cherries and pickles
What is your favorite outdoor activities- Doin’ country shizz
Tide or Downy- Gain
Tevas or Chacos- Crocs
MAC-
What is your status- Single? It’s complicated
What are you looking for- Curly hair and/or glasses
What is your eye color- Blue
What is your bench max- 165 lbs, I haven’t benched in forever, but I do pushups, so at least my body weight
What is your most unique experience- I tattooed myself
What are your pet peeves- Hate having to repeat myself, hate repetition of information; I don’t know why and I don’t know when it started
If you really knew me, you would know- I used to be an announcer for my baseball team
What is you guilty pleasure- Singing One Direction in the shower, or you know Mexican black tar heroin
What are your hobbies- Listening to music- learning to play guitar, likes to sing; coming of age movies
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics- Calvinism vs Armenianism and politics
What is your favorite vacation spot- St. Thomas I got to go snorkeling and exploring and it didn’t feel super touristy
What is your favorite outfit- Navy blue short sleeve shirt button up with dots all over it, like stars; khaki pants or shorts; white converse
What is your favorite karaoke song- Anything One Direction
How do you like your coffee- As tea
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Blueberries and bell peppers
What is your favorite outdoor activities- I like to get lost in the woods; anything to do with fresh water
Tide or Downy- Tide
Tevas or Chacos- Chacos
DEREK-
What is your status- Married
What are you looking for- No one
What is your eye color- Brown
What is your bench max- It’s not a lot, 60 or 80, whichever sounds manlier
What is your most unique experience- I’ve had a ton… but I died
What are your pet peeves- When people aren’t aware of their surrounds; obliviousness; illogical decisions
If you really knew me, you would know- I can’t stand the red notification dots on my phone
What is you guilty pleasure- Britney Spears
What are your hobbies- Going to any kind of movies and traveling
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics- Life goals and how to accomplish them
What is your favorite vacation spot- Caribbean
What is your favorite outfit- I suit up, I have a gray suit with a black shirt and a black and grey tie; optional vest to make it a three piece
What is your favorite karaoke song- Not afraid by Eminem
How do you like your coffee- As close to hot chocolate as possible
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Red delicious apples and fried okra
What is your favorite outdoor activities- Fishing or swimming in a stream
Tide or Downy- Downy
Tevas or Chacos- Tevas
BETHANY-
What is your status- Gone like donkey kong; taken like bacon
What are you looking for- Tall, lanky brunette man with brown eyes named Derek Jordan Dameron, who has a hole in his chest
What is your eye color- Blue, but my eyes change color with my mood
What is your bench max- Ha uhm.. 20 lbs maybe, but I use to lift people above my head for a living
What is your most unique experience- I’ve made snow angels on live TV at 5am
What are your pet peeves- Beard hair in the sink
If you really knew me, you would know- I can eat an entire can of cranberry sauce by myself
What is you guilty pleasure- I can eat an entire cheese pizza from papa johns and the cinnamon knot things by myself either that or eating way too much sushi in my bed
What are your hobbies- Reading, making up dances in my head and visiting graveyards
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics- Current news events; creepy ghost stories and nieces/nephews
What is your favorite vacation spot- Some beach, somewhere
What is your favorite outfit- Anything comfy, earthy, and just a tad hippy
What is your favorite karaoke song- Islands in stream by Kenny rogers and Dolly Parton
How do you like your coffee- With just a little bit of cream in it to cool it off
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Strawberries dipped in chocolate and green beans
What is your favorite outdoor activities- Reading on top of a tree
Tide or Downy- Tide
Tevas or Chacos- Chacos
DOSSON-
What is your status- It’s complicated
What are you looking for- My wife
What is your eye color- Brown
What is your bench max- 4,400 oz
What is your most unique experience- I accidentally came up upon Simon the Tellers house (where Peter raised Tabitha from the dead) in Israel because my friend had to pee and we ran down an alleyway and we found the house
What are your pet peeves- When people drink decaf coffee
If you really knew me, you would know- I daydream 60-70% of the time
What is you guilty pleasure- I’m a huge Nicholas Sparks fan, I’m about it
What are your hobbies- Fitness and the outdoors
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics- I hearing people’s stories from the good ‘ol days
What is your favorite vacation spot- Anywhere with a shore line and a Corona
What is your favorite outfit- Lululemon shorts with a Bella canvas shirt and stance socks and Nike shoes
What is your favorite karaoke song- My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
How do you like your coffee- Like my soul… black; just kidding I just like it how it comes out of the pot
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Bananas and brussel sprouts
What is your favorite outdoor activities- Hiking and water sports, I like to walk a lot
Tide or Downy- Tide, I’m rollin’ with the tide
Tevas or Chacos-Chacos
BURT-
What is your status- Someone who will encourage me in my spiritual walk and love my family and eat peanut butter ice cream with me
What are you looking for- Learning to live loved
What is your eye color- Blue
What is your bench max-I have no clue.
What is your most unique experience-Scuba diving in the Galapagos islands.
What are your pet peeves-Cliques and when someone uses the microwave and takes the food out before the time is up and doesn’t hit clear.. DAD.
If you really knew me, you would know-…You’d know that my sneezes sound like coughs and I can sneeze over 10 times in a row.
What is you guilty pleasure- Eating peanut butter out of the jar
What are your hobbies- Water sports: extreme tubing, sky skiing and wake boarding and jumping waves with sea-doos
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics-Asking questions.
What is your favorite vacation spot-Anywhere with friends, family and water.
What is your favorite outfit-My light house crew neck with skinny blue jeans, no shoes.. barefoot.
What is your favorite karaoke song-I don’t karaoke.
How do you like your coffee-I don’t like coffee unless I need to poop and then… black.
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable- Blueberries/mangos/pineapples/red grapes/honey crisp apples/nectarines and Asparagus/brussel sprouts
What is your favorite outdoor activities-Water sports: extreme tubing, sky skiing and wake boarding and jumping waves with sea-doos.
Tide or Downy- Tide
Tevas or Chacos- Chacos
THOMAS-
What is your status-Seeking intimacy with the Lord.
What are you looking for-More intimacy with the Lord.
What is your eye color-You know the color of that towel over there? Ya, they’re hazel.
What is your bench max-Lets say 150, it’s right between wimpy and something worth noting.
What is your most unique experience-The World Race.
What are your pet peeves-People not anticipating my whim.
If you really knew me, you would know-…you’d know my extra finger freaks me out sometimes.
What is you guilty pleasure-Star Wars the Clone Wars.
What are your hobbies-A game called heroclix.
Favorite are your favorite dinner topics-Who was better: Kirk or Picard?
What is your favorite vacation spot-Halfway Dam State Park.
What is your favorite outfit-Fluorescent orange hat with fluorescent orange hat with long johns, jeans and water resistant boots.
What is your favorite karaoke song-Piano Man by Billy Joel.
How do you like your coffee-With everything thrown in, but if not, black. I’m an all or nothing kind of guy.
What is your favorite fruit and vegetable-Apple and corn.
What is your favorite outdoor activities-Hunting.
Tide or Downy-Tide.
Tevas or Chacos-Diesel Lite
