“Can we pray that the Port a Johns get cleaned soon?”
Things I never thought I would say, hear or do, that I have said , heard and done at Training Camp.
First off, I would like to say I am not this witty, shout out to my entire squad for supplying over half of these!! Here is just a few things we said and heard over the past ten days, just a small peak into the worldrace culture. So with out further ado I present….Overheard at Training Camp.
I’ve only worn these shorts for 4 days, I can wear them again right?
baby wipes are basically the same thing as a shower,
Hey crickets are a great source of protein take a handful!
There’s a hornet stuck in my toothpaste,
The sounds of your snoring caresses me to sleep
I don’t love eating chicken hearts
Are you #freethetoe?
What if the worldrace was a conspiracy made by REI so they didn’t go out of business
Can I pray over you?
That worship sesh was lit man.
Is this Gatorade or Water?
Who is hammocking tonight?
I just need some space to process
When is lunch?
Is this dinner?
I literally have no idea what day it is
does anyone want to pee in the woods with me?
Who has bug spray?!!?
Shoot! I forgot my rain fly is open,
Do I have to bring my chair?
Whose your panda?
Want to nap and process?
Whats your love language?
Whats your myers -briggs?
Do you watch Julia Robertson?
I need a headlamp to find my headlamp
How was your team building?
Share your coffee packets!!
You guys are way cooler then your facebooks
Pretty sure if I put all the money I have spent at rei into my fundraising I would be fully funded.
I would do that fitness test all over again for some chick fil a.
Guys stop cheering for people who go in the port a potties.
Youre Big Agnes is so clutch
Thank you for being vulnerable!
dude that was my third shower this week I’m doing awsome
I will fully fund someone for a snack right now
I haven’t showered in five days….
and last but not least….
Dude…youre not a star….youre a galaxy!!!
Thank you for reading and please! if you need to process, please create some space to be vulnerable in that and have that conversation! Blessings from M Squad ……
