I believe you are never too old to
chase the ice cream truck.  – Blue
Collar Comedy

            I
believe that God sent his Son to walk on this earth to live a perfect human
life and to suffer and die for me, so I can enter eternal life.  I believe I am not worthy of eternal
life.  I believe that because of
Jesus’ sacrifice, I am given eternal life.  I believe that because of God’s amazing grace, He could
never love me any less or any more. 
I believe that 500 words is much too long for a blog…as Gary Black says,
“I don’t want to read a book.” 

I believe that no matter what you
do, no matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats.  –Larry The Cable Guy