Good God you tossed me the shortest ends of sticks. We both know… that you know… that I need adventure, I’m here for the experience Bud, I’m apart of team Send It for a reason. This compound and confinement isn’t what you’d expect of the worlds most interesting country. Cabin fever is lurking ready to dance and his pals homesickness and seasonal depression really are excited to tango. 

My bum is itchy from the lack of TP.

It makes it hard to just sit here, but it sure makes it easy to stick around, if you know what I mean.

W HA T S YO UR E P LaN

You think I can’t entertain myself???
You’re challenging the kid who refuses to cut his pinky nail this entire trip for pure entertainment.

You think I can’t see your plan?

 “Let’s take the earthly fun out of this and see how you thrive Cole.”

 

Alright I’ll play. I’ll show you I can write. I can speak with your authority. I’ll sing and dance and play this game. I’ll share the stories of my life. I find absolutely no shame and looking like a fool for you.

I’m not a salve to you and I haven’t been orphaned by you. Oh no Sir for I’m a Son and I am entitled to the fruits of your house. So give me my inheritance and watch my perspective on life change. Watch me grow in all the ways you knew I could. I plan to see the life you’ve given me from all angles.

Watch me build a kingdom without my most utilized tools. I’m here to show you the big bad world has molded me into quite the skilled architect.