You might be in Cambodia if….
there are over 100 species of bugs that collect in an our of team time
theresnot a point in the day when your not sweating (not even in the shower)
you choose to take a public bus because of the ac
kids in the village eat slushies for breakfast
the first week in the village your hosts bring you papaya and coke but they second week you get cream cheese, oreos and peanut butter
you are ask to play soccer with “the youth” and you step onto tuff with basically pro soccer players
you can get ice coffee for 50 cents
you can get your clothes washed for 50 cents per 2 pounds
you teach the teachers in the village
you climb a water tower to watch the sunset
you wait an hour and a half for fried rice
you can’t sleep at night because of the crazy barking dogs and the planes landing and taking off
kids are watching you while you type this facinated by a computer
the market has pig heads and turtles for sale
when you ride a bicycle to go to the bathroom 1. being its hot 2. its far away
you have so many hosts you don’t know who your host really is
you have to make sure not to buy whiting skin products
they ask you if you want duck eggs or chicken eggs p.s. buy the brown eggs
when a cow escapes into the school over and over again
when you feed a cow out of your hand from the weeds you just picked
when a clinic visits costs $5
ramen is your new best friend
a two hour bus ride costs 50 cents
6 year old kids ride bikes big enough for an adult
when one chaos goes missing
you cut/clean kids nails during class
