Well America, I just wanted to give you the heads up, I’m putting in my two weeks notice…

What?

Yeah, I just thought I should let you know that in two weeks I’m going to be leaving.

I don’t seem to understand… why? Why are you leaving?

You know, that’s a good question… one I’ve asked myself a few times over the past few months but I think it’s time now that I leave. It’s time to move on to other things….

…but don’t you like it here?

Oh, sure… I mean it’s nice… don’t get me wrong, I love this place, I really do. It’s safe, and it’s comfortable and a real nice place to be, it’s just time to move onto new things now….

I’ll admit, I didn’t really expect this… not many people leave here… I mean, especially to give up everything and go to another place… a place that’s not as safe and secure and nice to be at….

That’s alright, I didn’t really expect you to understand it completely… doesn’t seem like many people do… but it’s just something I have to do….

Well.. alright. I guess if you have to  go… then, good luck…

Thanks.

Will you bring me back something?

Oh…. you just wait and see….