So I have composed a list of 10 ways you can tell if someone you know has been to training camp. This is all in fun. Results may vary.
1: You forget to flush the toilet, as you have become accustomed to Portable Toilets, or Holes in the Ground.
2: In a restaurant Restroom you spend 5 minutes looking for Hand Sanitizer, as water is to drink, not wash your hands with.
3: On the airplane someone asks you a question, and you are ready within seconds, to spill your life story to the stranger.
4: You hear music and you crave nothing but to dance to the fullest, even if you are working, or walking down the street.
5: You see cornmeal, and without any notice, desire to eat it… ALL OF IT!
6: You prefer to cook food over a fire pit than in an oven, or microwave.
7: When you stop at every Starbucks between training camp and your home arrival destination.
8: You hear the song “Party in the USA” and all you can think of is Caleb.
9. You try to survive wearing only shorts, a t-shirt and sock mittens. Jedediah did it, why can’t you?
10. The first thing you do when arriving home, is SHOWER… without a bucket.
Hope you enjoyed the list. Feel free to add more ways to tell someone has been at training camp in comments below.
Blessings Friends,
Chris Cave
