"There's no English equivalent, but…"
"Why is everyone yelling at each other?"
"How did the etiquette of Latin-American Bus riding make it here to the Ukraine?"
"I think the cab driver just ripped us off…"
"No no… I'd prefer to keep my belly button an innie…"
"Is that a beer dispenser in MacDonalds?"
"I think that's cabbage… I hope that's cabbage… I'm not asking if that's cabbage…"
"We need to pray for the gift of tongues… in order to speak English well…"
"It looks like that's the plan… and that's the backup plan… and that's the backup backup…"
"No matter how much I swore I'd never become an English teacher, it seems that God keeps putting me there…"
"Yelling at me in Ukrainian doesn't make me understand it better."
