“You know, you really look homeless.”
“You’re a missionary? Where’s your holy water?”
“If you burn your ship in faith before going into battle, He will guide you to victory or teach you how to walk on water.”
“Get used to beans and rice…”
“Sometimes we all need to be reminded things we already know.”
“It’s all fun and games until you get malaria.”
“Habla espanol muy bien… Como un gringo… pero muy bien!”
“I have nothing to offer but Jesus, but that is enough to make the blind see, the lame walk, and the dead rise.”
“Don’t stab meat with your chopsticks.”
“Enjoy that toilet now…”
“I’m in need of support… I’ve already sold my car for gas money…”
“Buy sleep aids… and ear plugs… and blindfolds… just sleep!”
“Yay… drugs!”
“Purchase a diarrhea kit… you’ll thank me later…”
“You’re either crazy or faithful… perhaps both…”
