The required packing list for camping in the bush of Mozambique, Africa:
1. Tent complete with matching rain jacket because although it may not be raining, you’re sure to be drenched by the heavy dew every morning.
World Racer neighborhood.
2. Sleeping bag because although it may be 80-degrees F with bright sunshine, the temperature dramatically drops with the setting sun
3. Toilet paper because I haven’t found any “bathrooms” in the bush accessorized with this important wiping essential
The exterior and interior of what’s fondly referred to as the “squattie” (bathroom) in the Mozambican bush.
4. Sunscreen because the lobster look isn’t in style in any country
5. Headlamp / flashlight because electricity should never be counted on
6. Matches / lighter because, again, there isn’t any electricity and you need to heat up your food somehow. Of course, if you’re a well-trained boy scout, the matches won’t be necessary.
7. Pair of quality ear plugs because although you may have plans of sleeping in until 8AM, the locals begin their day at 5 or 6AM to compete with the roosters to determine who can really be the loudest.
8. I would recommend an eating utensil, bowl, and cup, but the people here are most friendly and will probably allow you to borrow theirs.
9. All of your knowledge of the stars and constellations because the night sky is breathtaking in the bush
10. A friendly smile to greet the many friendly faces and children that come to see what you’re all about. The people of Mozambique have big, sincere, toothy (if they even have teeth) smiles, so bring your very best.
The kids of the Mozambican village of Chinuque were always smiling.
A couple of items that you might want to consider leaving at home:
1. Wrist watch because you’ll drive yourself mad waiting for events to start and end on time.
2. Mirror because after a long day of running around in the dirt and being exposed to wind and sun, well, your reflection is more than likely left unknown.
Happy camping!!
