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Oh no! I have to go to the restroom, but all that’s available is a squatty potty. I don’t know how to use one of those holes in the ground, what should I do?


If you have ever been proposed with this problem, don’t worry I am here to teach you how to use a squatty potty.
Pay close attention, and please enjoy the view while you follow these easy step-by-step instructions…

 


First things first, place both legs on either side of the squatty. 
 

 
As you can see there are marked places for your feet, but unless you want to fall over and into the squatty I would suggest placing your feet right on the outside of the marked areas
 

Make sure you have a sturdy base by bending down halfway…
 

Then proceed the rest of the way down, with your weight on your heels

 

Once you have finished, twist backward to grab the toilet paper

This may require extra stretching before using the squatty and after so that you don't pull any muscles

 

Please only use 2-3 sheets of toilet paper because this is a valuable item and usually fairly expensive

After you are completely finished prepare yourself to stand up without falling face first

 

Place your hands on your knees, lean to one side and push yourself up

 
Most squatties do not flush on their own, so please fill up the mini bucket with water…
 


Pour the water into the squatty so that no remnants are left behind

 

Please proceed to wash your hands off with the water (that is usually clean) and do not use the bar soap that has been sitting there for who knows how long, and is probably more dirty than your hands

 

You can now successfully use a squatty potty! If you have any more questions feel free to contact me and I’d be happy to address them. If you are not 100% satisfied, all complaints can be filed with Hole In the Ground Inc. (H.I.G.I.) God bless!!