I've really been doing my homework on what I need to pack for the race. Really, It's tough. But after much thought I have decided upon the 8 things I can't survive without.
They will be the first to go in my little blue backpack.
1. A lava lamp – Nothing sets the mood for a dance party like a lava lamp.
2. My sea shell collection – So I can be reminded of the beach on cold days. It's also lovely for decorating.
3. My jeep – Because we ALL know I’m an AWESOME driver. Minus the 2 accidents and all those red lights I forgot to stop at and those stop signs I ran through and that cute guy I almost hit on his bike that one time. We can also forget that I'm directionally challenged and can't see anything when I drive at night…
4. My Dogs – As long as I can have their vocal cords removed first. They are kinda on the noisy side…
She's hilarious.
5. A Microphone. For American World Race Idol, duh. Oh, and stand-up comedy acts.
6. My water skis, knee board, and wake board – Because sometimes I like water sports more than I like people. Don’t worry, Jesus is changing my life.
7. A trampoline – I will let people jump on it if they say nice things to me during team time.
8. A toilet – Lets just end that squatty potty nonsense before It begins.
..and not those fake toilets. I'm bringing my aquarium toilet… so I have a little company.
Pictures 1, 3 & 5-8 are not mine. Sorry to disappoint about the aquarium toilet.
So that’s roughly 4,000 pounds in my backpack.
Hop on in.
I'm sure you can fit.
