You might be in Thailand if….
It is Songkarn and you cannot walk two feet down the street without getting a bucket of water dumped on you
You can buy Pad Thai anywhere for less than $1 USD
You have to figure out how to steer your elephant after being abandoned by your elephant driver
You find beans and corn in your yogurt
A pick up truck’s most common cargo is Buddhist monks
A Thai man wants to take a picture of you buying coffee from his stand
You get lessons on ‘how to use a squatty potty’
You have to take a Tuk Tuk to go to lunch with your friends
You see a milkshake offering on your local Buddha shrine
The lanes on the road are optional
You can buy a ‘monk supplies’ bucket at the grocery store
You can buy fried grasshoppers off a cart in the street
The stores open whenever people feel like working
All of the pastries are filled with hotdogs
You go to 7-11 just because they have AC
At a restaurant you have no idea what you ordered until it is set in front of you…even then you are not sure what it is
You are covered in sweat, river water, and elephant spit at the end of the day
You wonder if panda custard actually had pandas in it
You stick your head in the freezer just to remember what cold feels like
