As you may or may not have heard, the toilets over sees are NOT like in America!  We have been using the “stoop and poop” and the “sit n s***” (named by Alex)

With Ashley and Natalie’s injured legs and my odd behavior, our team has come up with many positions to use the toilets.  Pictures are to come later on!

Know I have two stories for you so hopefully you find this info helpful or at least comical!

Story 1:

My team and I were traveling back to KL from Changloon.  The bus makes many stops for food and bathroom breaks since it is a 5-6hr ride.
 
Tommy, Alex, Natalie and I decided to get off the bus at this market stop.  It was pretty amazing but it was crowded at the same time.
 
As Natalie and I walk into the bathroom, there were women and children everywhere!  Kids were running and screaming.  Moms were bathing their kids in the sink.  It was a mess!

I had grabbed some tp and went into a stall to do my business.

It wasn’t a surprise that it was a stoop and poop.  We’ve grown a custom to them and I actually like them better then the sit n s*** because you don’t have to worry about touching the seat.

So as I was finishing up about ready to flush, I feel water coming down.  There was no giant bucket of water over top the stalls so I was confused.

It took me a little while to realize that I was being sprayed by the pipe/hose.  The kid in the stall was having a blast having a water fight with (as I call it) the “poop water hose!”

EWWA!!

I like ran out of the stall, washed up and got out of there!

Story 2:

My latest run in with the sit n s*** should have gone normal.  It was a regular American toilet with a little added style.  There was a dial on the side and a flusher behind the toilet lid.  There was even toilet paper… That was the real shocker!
I saw directions on the toilet lid so I decided to bend over and read them, partially.  I saw that the dial adjusted the water pressure.  I had assumed it was for saving water because you don’t need the same pressure for pee as you do for poop.

So I turn the dial…

Next thing I know, I am being sprayed by water!

I immediately yell “aww! That’s disgusting!” a couple of times.

I have moved to the side of the stall but the water just kept coming.  It was spraying all over the door.  Luckily, all bathrooms
have a drain so the floor didn’t flood.

After a few sec I realized u should close the lid and I could then walk out.

As I am walking out, I say to Ashley “I made a boo-boo.”

Then I see that another woman was still in the bathroom.  I just giggled as I washed my hands.  I know that she knew what had happened since I yelled and came out with water on my shirt.  I justdont know how she didn’t laugh.  I would have!