My Kenya Top 10

1. Matatus

Like Jeepeys in the Philipines, and Tuk Tuk’s in Cambodia, the means of transportation in Kenya is the “Matatu.”  Generally, you squeeze about 16-24 people into a VW Station Wagon-sized van (see right).  You can expect to have the occasional stranger ride on your lap.  That said, they are cheap and efficient and come every 5 minutes or so.  Interesting comment: some of the police are corrupt and will wait for one of the matatus to attempt to pick people up at a non-designated stop.  The police will then kick us all off the matatu and ask for a bribe from the drivers.  Its a silly game the drivers and police play, treating the whole situation as an expected “cost of business.”

2. Mzungus

Mzungu is the term used for white people (or other foreigners).  Little kids will chant it in unison when they see me walking down the street.  Shopkeepers and van drivers will routinely give the “mzungu price” of substantially more than locals pay.  Kenyans have this idea about America that everyone is rich.  This misconception probably stems from Hollywood and the fact that whenever white missionaries or aid workers come to Kenya, then give handouts to people.  It has created an air of expectation among many of the citizens and well-off children as they openly beg (even if they are well-off).  So as not to give Kenyans a bad rap, these people are in the minority and most Kenyans are really loving and respectful and are excited just to shake a foreigners hand.  After the Philippines, the Kenyans are my second favorite people group thus far on our journey.

3. Tribes

Kenyans are actually a number of different tribes. Each tribe has their own “mother tongue,” culture, traditions, etc.  We had the opportunity to go to a show where different tribes performed and we saw their “authentic” villages.  I wish there was a way I could convey this idea without sounding unpolitically correct, but it might come out that way.  So much about the Kenyan historical culture is similar to Native American tribes.  The housing, musical instruments, dancing, food–it all reminded me heavily of the stuff I learned in primary school about Native Americans.  That said, there are a plethora of differences, but just so you have a vague idea, you can envision Native Americans.  Interesting Note: the people here generally dress much better than Americans.  I have played football against people dressed nicer than I dress to church.  I think I could afford an entire job interview outfit (suit, shoes, etc) for under 50 bucks. 

4. Chai

The word “Chai” means tea.  Below is Kenya’s version of “Tea and crumpets.”   They give us a mug with a spoonful of raw sugar and some instant tea mix and we pour in steaming milk.  In the picture below, you can see Chipati, but sometimes they serve the tea with potatoes, taro, yams, or “mandazi” (fried dough).  We routinely are invited to people’s homes and drink tea while putting on a mini-church service and praying for the family. 

5. Security

Although nobody really talks about it, security is big here.  Every business has multiple security guards, as do the housing complexes.  They also pad lock their home gates 24/7.  We would want to go to the next door neighbors for a 2 minute errand and we would need someone to unlock the front gate and lock it behind us.  Then we would knock on the gate for a few minutes afterward to have someone let us back in.  The walls are covered with blades and shards of glass.  Interesting Comment: monkeys occasionally break in and steal things from houses. 

6. Constitutional Debate


So there is a huge constitutional debate
raging through Africa right now.  Kenya has written a constitution (the
country’s first), and it is being put up for public scrutiny until
August.  There are two main camps.  The Greens want the constitution
passed.  The Reds don’t like some of the aspects of the constitution
and want those parts revised.  The two parts include a clause legalizing
abortions and a clause that gives preferential treatment to the Islamic
religion.  Needless to say, Reds and Greens are divided largely on
religious lines. All the Christians tend to be Reds.  There was a recent rally for the Reds in which some bombs were thrown into a crowd and numerous people were killed and injured.  Since I am a lawyer, people like asking for my opinion, even though I am completely uninformed. 

7. Mosquitos

So you’ve been camping and you see a mosquito and although annoyed, you aren’t too worried.  Well, imagine seeing a mosquito in your room and wondering whether or not it happens to be carrying malaria.  Although I started taking preventative meds, a former world race team had a 85% Malaria rate, despite being on medication.  So I will find myself at night hearing the high pitched buzzing and being unable to sleep.  Thankfully, I brought a sheet from home that I can hide my whole body under, but it has certainly been an adventure.  Just so you know, I purchased 3 months worth of malaria meds for under 10 dollars (I would have paid hundreds in the US). 

8. Water

Don’t drink the water.  In fact, when you get cut, you should avoid washing it off with water because the risk is probably greater of getting an infection if you wash it than if you just leave it.  We have to either boil water or buy giant tubs.  Also, I think I mentioned in a previous blog that they only get running water a couple days a week.  Though we usually can’t flush the toilet, I was given permission when I make #2’s because their 3 year old daughter Patience has been “scared” when she went to use the toilet after me in the past. 

9. Adverse to Cold Things

I was surprised when I brought back ice cream to feed our contacts that they don’t like eating cold things.  They actually left the ice cream out on the sink all night and ate it the next day as a soup.  In fact, they don’t really refrigerate much here.  Leftovers generally are placed in tupperware containers and left out on the sink until they get eaten. 

 

10. Lack of Jobs

There is a severe job shortage here.  Even university graduates have trouble finding jobs.  One really smart guy I met who has a computer science degree is really struggling to find employment.  As such, wages are low and there are often more than enough people working at any of the service sector jobs.  Many people want to go to other countries because they have heard that jobs are more prevalent there (see Mzungus above). 

Alright, hope everyone enjoyed the video and info on Kenya.  I have one week of debrief leading the World Race Exposure visitors who visited our teams this past month.  I will write a blog about that next week.  Then I’m off to rejoin my team in Tanzania for 5 weeks!  Much Love!  Brian