Pre-race baby face.
Month 1 Philippines: adolescence begins.
Month 2 China: things are starting to get noticeable
Month 3 Kenya: Now we are getting somewhere.
Month 4 Uganda: sorry no pictures, this is early month 5 Tanzania…
Month 5: end of the month with the Maasai… combo beard and brand picture… ps never been called Yesu (Swahili for Jesus) so many times in my life.
Month 6 India: i should officially buy a Harley
Month 7 Ukraine: i got tired of eating mustache with my meals… so i exchanged the beard for a mullet. i think it was a good trade.
ps. apparently at some point in my life i picked up Ukrainian trick bowling. here is a video to prove it…
