hunting for bucks

So this one time in Kenya, I had the opportunity to go on a safari . . . that one time was now.  At the end of this month, my squad is planning to go on a safari.  The safari is estimated to cost about $100 per person.  Unfortunately, this needs to be paid for with personal funds and I personally can not afford it.  Will you please consider helping me to go on this safari?  If you can help, please contact me and I will let you know where you can send the money.  Thank you!