100 days, 100 things

So we have just hit the 100 day mark and I thought I would share with you 100 things I have done so far. Everything from exciting, sad, funny, weird, boring and life changing. Enjoy! (The teacher in me had to make this a big deal!)

1. Ate worms

2. Ate fried bugs

3. Ate rice

4. Crammed with 11 other people in a jeep to town

5. Drove a motorcycle

6. Jumped off waterfalls

7. Swam through caves with head lamps

8. Rode in the back of a trailer standing up in the pouring rain

9. Prayed with prisoners at their jail

10. Laid hands on a stranger at the hospital who just lost her baby to pray

11. Dispensed medicine at a mid wife clinic

12. Planted close to 100,000 grass squares with my squad for a soccer field

13. Slept on the floor with Joni as we cared for 2 of the babies at the orphanage for the night shift

14. Ate a whole fish without gagging

15. Played one game of Uno for hours

16. Saw the boys I kissed goodnight to begging on the street the next morning

17. Learned Khmer dancing

18. Witnesses one of my students accepting Christ at church

19. Taught English to Mid Wife students

20. Saw a sunrise at one of the wonders of the world

21. Got a massage from fish eating my feet

22. Learned, and accepted that God loves me because He loves me

23. Partook in the transformation from a team to a family

24. Woke up to Muslim Mosque chants

25. Drank Tea and hung out with Jesus sunrise after sunrise

26. Watched God multiply food

27. Spirit moving through Art for Isaiah 61 (Joni, Carm and Shannon! Xoxo)

28. Hung out with a 2 year old in matching Arkansas Razorback pjs (Love you Elise and EJ!)

29. Cooked meals… and they tasted pretty good!

30. Living off meals for less than $1

31. Haggled with people at the markets and taxi rides

32. Walked around little India in hunts for Chai Masala

33. Drank drinks out of a bag

34. Ate with my hands

35. Peeded on a squatty potty

36. Hung out with gangsters

37. Sold heart boxes for charity in hospital waiting rooms

38. Slept on the floor of churches

39. Come to terms that cold showers are normal

40. Dried my hair in fans

41. Bribing people to borrow their straighter

42. Swimming in full clothing, even at beaches

43. Taken a bunch of boys on an outing to the pool that do not speak a word of English

44. Posing for pictures because you are white

45. Having people touch your skin because it’s white

46. Dying my hair black

47. Paying $2 to get it washed a straighten, a small price to pay for a dose of sanity

48. Cut my hair

49. Being called Asian because you hair is black

50. Complaining that a shirt costs $4

51. Complaining when anything costs $4

52. Feeling like the birthday girl when you shave your legs

53. Marked PB&J as my favorite meal

54. Buying jars of peanut butter and eating it by the spoon

55. Spent the night on an airport floor in Singapore

56. Got pink eye

57. Shared pink eye with my 5 team mates

58. Showered on top of toilet

59. Had praise and worship to Usher (Jesus is my boo)

60. Fasted from coffee for Malaysia

61. Ate meat off the bone in soup with a spoon

62. Debated fasting just so you would not have to eat that soup… every night

63. Painted a mural at a homeless shelter

64. Dressed up for a Super Sweet 24 birthday bash

65. Threw back some Tim Tam Slams

66. Come to the conclusion that it’s better to not know what you are eating

67. Watched Leyna get attacked by a slumdog

68. Stuffed and sewed stuffed animals

69. Ate chips and salsa from Chillis more times in Malaysia than back home all my life

70. Photo shoot off with an old creepy man in the bus

71. Hunted down wifi like it was the last mission on earth

72. God is good

73. I am so unworthy

74. Starbucks in Asia opens whenever they feel like it
 
75. Had praise and worship in a Bar in one of the most visited places for sex tourism

76. Signed Jesus Christ in the guestbook at the “Big Buddha” temple

77. Had my hair styled with water bottles

78. Spoke to my Church from the other side of the world

79. Watched Matthew puke up balut

80. Sang karaoke on a bus

81. Sang karaoke in a hut

82. Sang karaoke at a club

83. Had a private dinner a movie on the river front

84. Sang the toddlers to sleep

85. Changed diapers with cotton balls when there was no wipes

86. 1 hour car ride with a 2 year old on my lap who peed on me ten minutes into the ride

87. Watched Matthew walk on water

88. Gave my testimony at a Church in the Philippines

89. They make spaghetti sauce with more sugar than tomatoes

90. Climbed a tree

91. Busted out dance parties in the mall at midnight

92. Busted out on the runway with Jeannie Moore!

93. Praised Jesus for Oatmeal and instant coffee every morning

94. Cried at the fact it was still oatmeal and instant coffee two months later

95. Had repeated Skype conversations only consisting of the words “no I can’t hear you can you hear me?”

96. Made a gingerbread village

97. Sat with prostitutes at the bar and told them they were beautiful and there is hope

98. Laughed till I cried

99. Cried till I laughed

100. Decided that living my life for Christ is the most difficult, heart breaking, and rewarding thing I will ever do, and nothing will change my mind about it. Nothing.