Mpektoni,
Kenya is a fun word to say, but a hot place to live.

 
I’ve
been sitting here for about ten minutes, willing the computer to type
for me. When I sat down the wooden bench was dry and uncomfortable.
Now, it is covered in sweat and still uncomfortable.
 

This
is Africa.
Hot,
dusty, beautiful Africa.

We
arrived in Mpektoni after a fifteen hour bus-ride, to find Bishop
Maurice waiting for us at the bus stop. We stumble through the hot,
dry air to his church: Christ the King International Pentecostal
church.
I walk inside the church, set my pack down, and collapse
unto the floor to sleep off my dramimine stupor. A few hours later, I
am shoving ‘pilau’- a Kenyan traditional meal of rice, potatoes,
meat, and coconut milk- into my mouth before stumbling back to sleep.
Why, oh why did I take a full dramimine?

I
awaken again to a strange noise. Realizing it is my stomach growling,
I sprint to the toilet, which is actually a concrete-supported twenty
foot hole in the ground (Read my friend Nick’s blog. It is hilarious
and does a far better job explaining it than me
), and stay there
until it gets dark and the roaches crawl out of their holes to greet
me. I stand up, take a few steps towards the church from the
bathroom, and then puke my guts out. Pilau is a painful thing to come
back up. “Welcome to Mpektoni” I think to myself, before puking
again. I head back to bed, wondering if this is what my month will
be like.

That
was definitely not my only visit to the toilet. We became pretty
close, the toilet and I, but not as close as I grew to Bishop and his
family. They had never hosted World Racers before, and, well, we had
never been to Kenya before so we both came into this month clueless.
Bishop is hilarious, kind, wise and full of ideas. That man has at
least twenty projects in his head that, if they succeed, will change
Kenya.

Our
ministry was typical African ministry: scattered, and a little bit of
everything: preaching, praying at the hospital (my favorite!),
open-air revivals, door-to-door evangelism, small groups, Sunday
schools, visiting schools: everyday was full of different things.

In
Mpektoni, I started doing a ‘gratitude log.’..Here are some excerpts:

  • -the
    beautiful Indian ocean

  • -My
    burning hands while praying at the hospital with Michelle, and
    knowing that God healed this woman.

  • -That
    God is true, and Jesus is Lord, so I always have something to offer
    to the Muslims in the hospital.

  • The
    pick-up truck, with the two benches, that took us to see our free,
    real African ‘safari’.

  • The
    two armed people- one woman, one man, who came with us to guard us,
    in case the animals were disturbed by our presence… or hungry.

  • The
    Machine guns that the army man and woman carried.

  • Zebras.
    Hippos. Gazelles. Water-bucks. Water Buffalo- and that the angry one
    ended up not storming our truck. Warthogs.

  • Baboons
    running through the plain, and our driver gunning it to catch up
    with them.

  • Narrowly
    missing murdering that Baboon mother with the baby on her back.

  • Laughter
    when the benches in the pick-up truck broke and we crashed down.

  • Bishop
    Maurice and his sense of humor: “Are you coming with us to see the
    safari?” “Yes.. I’m hoping to find a mosquito.”

  • that
    God is trustworthy, even though I don’t understand all the time.

  • That
    ‘bananarchy’ was his idea, and He will take care of it.

  • big,
    big big, diesel truck beds that have been our ride while in
    Mpektoni, especially when they crash into the trees, and the
    branches fall on us.

  • The
    wind that blows through my hair while I am standing in the truck
    bed.

  • Beating
    Anthony in Poker.

  • Nick
    Pauley, his screamer music, and his shirt that says “Arise o
    sleeper” above the huge skull plastered across it.

  • Chelsea
    saying, “Anna… you’re so loveable.”

  • Mel’s
    love for animals.

  • Emily’s
    heart for children.

  • My
    team’s decision to fast tomorrow for my vertigo and Em’s depression.

  • My
    team.

  • Worship
    night, and feeling my heart burn as I talk to God about trimming his
    fingernails- the moon was almost half full.

  • The
    realization that, even if I were to fall in love, nothing could
    compare to the love that I have found in Him.

  • Insect
    repellent. Always. Especially the kind that makes you smell good…
    actually that crap doesn’t work.

  • Heaven
    invading earth, and my desperation to see it.

  • My
    Father’s upcoming marriage.

  • Rice
    with coconut milk, ‘pennant tomato sauce (taste just like sweet and
    sour), cabbage, and pineapple.

  • Breaking
    our fast with chapati and ‘pineapple cordial’ communion.

  • Adam’s
    willingness to pray for healing

  • Emily
    and my late night talks

  • When
    Geoff’s heart breaks for his teammates

  • Tylenol
    Pm, and the weird dreams it makes me have about Donald Miller,
    surfing, and cheese.

  • Uno
    with the Africans. “Red six, so play red or a six.” She sets
    down a draw four. “What color?” “Red.”

  • Colby:
    “Am I going to make your thankful list today?”

  • Watching
    people laugh

  • Sitting
    under the mango tree at Peter’s house, talking with Michelle about
    how much we love big families

  • Cute
    ‘family’ portraits with my world race family

  • not
    fasting today

  • pineapple

  • The
    fact that I’ve never told anyone ” I love you” in a romantic
    way.

  • nicknames

  • putting
    off goodbyes

  • chacos,
    and discussions about chacos v. crocs.

  • Anthony
    laughing so hard he was crying while retelling us a stand-up joke:
    “If I had a bookstore, I
    would make the mystery section hard to find.”
    He laughed so
    hard he cried.

  • the
    lack of access to the internet

  • Hope
    telling me that she loves me so much.

  • How
    different we all are

  • the
    goodbye service at ‘Christ the King’ church- prayers, singing,
    thanks, words. I will miss this place.

  • Bishop
    Maurice.

  • That
    I don’t have malaria

  • the
    people we said goodbye to this morning

  • our
    amazing men who are always so good with out packs

  • That
    Mel is a classy girl who likes beer.

  • Emails
    from home.

  • My
    incredible business partner.

  • cold
    showers on hot, African days

  • boda-bodas,
    and that we didn’t end up falling off when it swerved those few
    times.

  • Matatus-
    cheap transport, fun word.

  • nescafe

  • chips
    masala and kachumbara

  • honest
    feedback

  • realizing
    that I have changed in so many ways. Things don’t bother me as much
    any more. Physically and mentally, I’m tougher.

  • God’s
    provision.

  • Growth.

  • The
    world race.