full of random hilarious insights, but I only have the ones that were
spoken when I had my journal (hence why Ben Messner has so many quotes). If anyone remembers anymore, feel free to
post them.
“You guys want to know the real reason why I’m growing out my hair? I’m
totally serious about this… I want to look like a pirate.” -Adam C.
“I’m really good at crossing my eyes.” (in a serious voice, randomly
injected into the middle of someone else’s conversation)- Chelsea D.
“I don’t think push-ups make your pecks disappear.” Ken
“Well, they’re gone!”- Patch
you smell like crap, were you standing in the port-o-potty?
holland cox
“I highly recommend you getting two boyfriends [before the race] so you can double the pain when you’re gone.”- Ben M.
“GOD, I’M SO TIRED OF BEING A METHODIST!!”- Sam. [During J Squad skit
night, when Jen (who was SO hysterical!) laid hands on Sam and asked
the Holy Spirit to heal his explosive diarrhea]
“You can’t take your family with you on this trip” – Ben
“Dude, my wife might be here already!”- Ken
“I don’t overanalyze everything. I just think about everything alot.”- Ken
“If I wasn’t so full of God’s joy, I’d be really pissed off.” -Anna
“Until July of 2010, we are all y’alls sisters.”- Aubrey
“Get a mac!”- Chelsea D.
“You know what?! She’s offering me the apple, and I say NO!” – Ben M.
“I’m hungry…like… I’m about to kill something.” Patch
Dear journal, today I judged Anna.”- Callan
“The person who invented these lights needs to be assassinated.”- Ben
“Man, if I see John Piper… I’m going to punch him in the face!” -Matt
I’ll get… what do you say… wiggity whack?”- Ben
“One day I’ll tell you about my stalker” Anna
“Oooo! Any story that starts out with “let me tell you about my stalker has got to be good.” Robin
“Unless you’re talking about corn.”- Adam
“Dudes look into the room and they’re like, “Who can’t I beat up in here?”- Ben M.
” I’m from colorado, I know my birds!” – Dan (after trying to use “eme” in scrabble)
“If I get to kill an Eme in Africa, I will stuff it mount it whatever
and name it Dan… and it will be my pet.” -Patch (actually said
06/12/09)
“Can we hunt in Africa?” Adam
“Hunt?”- Jimmy
“Like what if I wanted to kill a lion… with my bare hands?” Adam
“I’m on his team!” Patch
Anna Notario at 6:41pm June 13
You guys are hilarious. I’m trying to find a video for how to cook the lion you boys are bringing back. Medium rare or welldone?Adam Coleman at 8:28pm June 13
medium rare. Just so you know, Patch and I will be much more efficient. One shot kill.Matt J Patch at 9:18pm June 13
… who needs a gun?Anna Notario at 9:18pm June 13
…when you have a patch?Matt J Patch at 9:19pm June 13
adam has bear claws for hands.Anna Notario at 9:20pm June 13
I think a lion can kill a bearMatt J Patch at 9:20pm June 13
have you ever met a bear filled with the Holy Spirit… unstoppable.Anna Notario at 9:25pm June 13
I actually just watch the video… and I found it kind of sad. Poor MufasaDavid Hepting at 9:42pm June 13
You guys are amazing, would you actually hunt something in Africa given the opportunity?Matt J Patch at 9:43pm June 13
opportunity or not… something is gettin killed.Anna Notario at 9:56pm June 13
Note to self: If patch looks mad, RUNAdam Coleman at 10:04pm June 13
Yeah the bear claws are a little inconvenient when playing piano.Anna Notario at 10:40pm June 13
Obviously not when playing the guitar
oh my… I feel totally fulfilled now…- Kendra. 🙂
If God was an African American woman who cooked food, that’d be HOT!- Ben M.
