You know you’re living the Andes mt Peruvian life when:

–   Showering more than once a week is considered excessive
–   Cleanliness is not next to godliness & your choice of outfit for the day is not based on style but on the sniff test
–   Seeing locals taking a squat along the trails doesn’t surprise you anymore
–   Having donkeys, pigs, dogs, etc walking along with you or in the middle of the soccer field is the norm
–   You don’t go far without a raincoat
–   Breathtakingly beautiful surroundings every direction you look
–   You are always very aware of where the closest bathroom is and have a plan in place to get there quickly if needed
–   Your meal wouldn’t be complete without either eggs (breakfast) or rice and potatoes (every other meal)
–   “Greenga” and your real name are interchangeable and it doesn’t phase you to answer to “greenga”
–   Wood must be chopped and a fire started for each meal
–   One of the first questions you are asked is “Are you single?” followed by “Will you stay to populate the area with greengas?”
–   You are awoken every morning to donkeys hee-hawing!
–   You take your hot water bottle to bed each night to warm your feet
–   Guinea pigs aren’t considered a pet, but are the favored meat