You Know You Are in Africa When….
You take toilet paper and hand sanitizer wherever you go
You pull water from a well
You turn the light on in the bathroom and wait 15 seconds so the cockroaches have time to hide-if you even have a bathroom with a light

You buy soda more than ever because it is the only cold beverage you can buy in some places besides mango juice
Only one store in town sells chocolate

You name the mouse that is hanging out in your room ( ie Sammy)
You use sticks to broom the carpet instead of a vacuum
There are more cows on the street than cars
You watch a lizard eat a fly on the ceiling and it is the best entertainment of the afternoon
The windows can only be open if the lights are off

Lunch is at 2 dinner is at 9
God is your air conditioner
You crave popsicles like never before
Sunscreen is a foreign object
The chicken that runs around the house is dinner
