Hey
Cory,

I
woke up this morning and decided that your birthday was blog-worthy…cuz I’m not sure if I’m going to get to call.

So
you’re like 31 now right? So old! Live it up before you’re too old to do so!
(This excludes everyone BUT my brother in this age category ;))

I
hope you are having a great bday.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM
COUNTRY X!!!!

Love
ya bro.