Hey y’all! Life in Thailand is so different than anything I’ve ever experienced, but I’ll love it! The Holidays were hard with not being home for it for the first time, but my emotions are calming down & I’m settling again.
Today’s blog is a little different, during my time in Guatemala I collected some funny quotes from my squad mates & I really want to share some of my personal favorites.
Read them, laugh at them, and get a little glimpse into WR & Gap T culture.
“Is this beef or dog meat?” Meat around the world, yikes.
“I love carbs.”
“I drank shower water…”
“IM BRUSHING MY TEETH IN THE SHOWER!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!”
“I think the people in the corn field behind us stole my underwear.”
“If I hang up my bra on the clothes line, it’ll look like a parachute out there!”
“What time is breakfast?” “7a.m.” “Okay, I’ll set my alarm for 6:55 a.m.”
“I haven’t pooped in 4 days.”
“I’ve had diarrhea for 4 days.” #RealTalk
“Salmonella.”
“Guys look how big these shoes are! I’m going to wear them and make toast!”
“I’m pretty sure the guys from the police academy are stealing our clothes.”
“Go to fish.”
*On a 3 hour bus ride* “Guys I think I have to pee in my water bottle.” Guatemala doesn’t have gas stations to stop and pee at FYI
“I think I forgot to pack underwear!”
“Guys, I just suspended my own bank account.”
“Ew, you have wet bread.”
“My sassy Jesus said ‘Girl you know what I be talking bout’”
“This pizza tastes like the inside of someone’s house.” One of the funniest moments of my life honestly
“Single but not allowed to mingle.”
“I’ve literally turned into a dad on this trip, I love baggy clothes.”
“I think the Lord said ‘I’m going to create chicken, just for Alexus Peavy’”
“When I was little my sister used to suck on my earlobes.” What the heckles
“ Hey, what was that sound?” “The bathroom ceiling fell in in room 4.” Just casual.
“The next time you pee, I need you to sniff it and let me know if it smells good.”
“Trix are for kids.”
“Something’s happening.” Literally said in 90% of scenarios
“I can’t wait to go to Heaven and tell Martin Luther King that I’m an 8!”
“When that cow tongue went flying over here, I bout lost it!”
“GUYS! I washed my stank jeans today! Best day so far!!!”
“The feeling I get when I walk into Pollo Comparo is the same feeling I get when I walk into Disney World.” Amen sister.
“Wait…I think I just deleted my feedback with my neck roll.”
“I just took a shower…and now I have Egg Nog in my hair!”
“…You can speak English to me.”
“Vampires are like Jesus.” Honesty, still don’t get this one.
“I wonder if Jesus smacked the disciples butts?” What do you think? Comment down below.
“The most World Race thought I’ve ever had ‘If I fast all weekend, I save money & I get closer to the Lord. Who needs to eat?’”
“I’m just gonna lay here without a shirt for a while. I wanna feel free.” Being on an all girls team has its perks.
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Fundraising Update!!! I have $1,300 left to raise and I REALLY need to be fully funded soon so I can start thinking about fundraising for the high school trip I’m leading. I have 20 days to be fully funded and I 189.99% believe that we can do it because WOW we’ve raised near $4,000 in the last 6 weeks. That’s cray. So PLEASE consider donating friends!
