Team Goat World Race Resume
Previous Occupations
English Teacher for Myanmar Students Ages 5-35+
English to English translator (Southern to Northern dialect)
Ukulele Band for small events – Church Services, Culture Night, etc.
Gardener
Construction (Mostly cement mixing and laying and sand shoveling)
Painter (Specialized in wood staining)
Mouse/Rat Wrangler
Useful Skills
Sweeping dirt pathways with small trees
Can do ministry on small amounts of protein and maximum amounts of starch (Example: Rice, papa, rice, porridge, rice)
Able to move small boulders
Fluent in charades in at least eight languages
Hiking mountains in maxi skirts in any weather
Needs only google translate to travel the globe
Can survive with little to no electricity
Able to pull weeds for several hours at a time
Needs minimal comfort/space to fall asleep
Consumption of whole apple excluding seeds and stem
Functions moderately on minimal sleep for 2-5 days at a time
Cooking chicken tortilla soup in a rice cooker
Interests and Hobbies
Coffee Shop Guru
Reading – Interests are broad and range from Christian fiction love stories to modern day dramas
Nutella and peanut butter
Impersonations of squad leaders
Taste testing of questionable foods
Petting donkeys
Playing Doda in local game shops
Navigating African wilderness with only a headlamp and toilet paper
