From the beginning of launch to final debrief, I kept a quote book in my notes. It was one of those things that we could literally just sit around and read quotes and die laughing because we remembered exactly when and where and why. Due to the amount of quotes I have (196), I can only limit this blog to my very favorites…. Enjoy!!!!
“Th-they’re definitely going on a field trip or something”
“I have some paper work I need to go fill out. Some toilet paper work.”
“One time I got pink eye from my hamster”
“Why did you kiss your hamster?”
“One time my team leader on the World Race told me she had a twin hamster… I didn’t know that could happen.”
*let it be known, this conversation went on for about an hour in the middle of the night in Guatemala*
“I’ve never seen Spirit. I’ve only seen Father. There’s three, Spirit is the last in the series. It’s Father, Son, Spirit.”
“I’ve never seen those… wait, they aren’t real?… So you’ve never seen a movie called Father?… I just peed a little… I gotta go.”
“Guys, this morning I could not stop farting. Every step I took, I farted. And I walked past Blake and Jordan and it was such a little noise so I pretended something was on my shoe. And then I got to the bathroom and I farted, a straight fart, for 5 minutes.”
“Hamburgeresa”
“Her name is Erin Harvey, not Erin Sewing Machine”
*shoutout to Erin for being so handy dandy with a needle and thread and helping ya girl out in all the crisis’*
“This table doesn’t have handles.”
“Can you handle it”
*Rissa laughed, that really deep from the chest and it sounds like it hurts laugh, for five minutes after this*
“You’re gonna give me a Caesar”
“Wait who’s in the back that’s bald?”
“I think that’s Bill Swan”
*It was Rissa*
“Hey, how bout this for feedback, *fart*”
“You shoulda said ooga.”
“What?”
“I don’t know. Stop. Sorry. Omg I’m so embarrased, I just want to hide. I’m so glad it’s dark right now.”
“I drank water while I was peeing because I wanted to see if something fun would happen.”
“Los Angeles? I thought it was Las Vegas. I wrote that on my customs paper.”
*Malia and I looking up how to find celebrities in Las Vegas during our layover in Los Angeles*
“What if I poop my pants and you give me your pants and then you poop your pants and then we don’t have any pants. I would wear my bathing suit.”
“I used to think a nursing home was just a home of breastfeeding mothers.”
“There were fire ants in my belly button. I was just so concerned.”
“Are you being fascicious?”
“What? Delicious?”
“Rapture is just another word for chicken nugget.”
“Gracie’s farting. Tylynn’s farting. And I’m just.. not breathing.”
“I would love to go see where Jesus walked.”
“Where? Madagascar?”
“The World Race is a cult… a cult of awesomeness.”
“Sometimes the truth hurts and the truth squirts… according to you.”
“The best thing about him… his English is very good because he’s been in first year for three years.”
“I just burped and it tasted like Chick Fil A and it made me depressed.”
“I’m not nauseous, but it feels like I have a headache in my stomach.”
“So… a stomachache.”
“I did my hair by myself today. I had to look up a youtube video.”
“*burps*, I’m sorry, I have a sensitivity to chili.”
“We can just call her the girl inside.”
“What if she goes outside?”
“L-W-A-Z-I, Calvin”
“This is how I walk into a party.”
“Well we know Abby’s only been to birthday parties.”
“I thought comfort colors meant like… blue.”
“Sorry my stomach hurts I have to go fart in my bed.”
“Is the past tense of sneezed, snoused?”
“I love the part when the boy jumps off the bridge.”
“Erin you’re twisted.”
“Full four days. Full four days. Full days, there are four of them.”
“Specific explicit. Specific explicit. Specifically.”
“Isn’t being a dj easy? All you gotta do is press play.”
“Wow wow wow”
“Now that’s my style”
*If u really knew my shepherd, you’d know he uses wow wow wow at least 20 times a day*
“If you wanna reply to my mom you can”
“Like… a private conversation with your mom?”
“Here you can get an intense squisine.”
“That’s a perfect kind of tree.”
“Yea that’s a uh… nice tree.”
“To see a leopard, but thanks for the appreciation.”
“I’ve never had a mentor before back at home but I can easily say you’re the best I’ve ever had.”
