here is a pretty pointless, 50 question blog my team and I wrote when we were extremely bored. enjoy
-do we have power?
-do we have water?
-is there malaria here?
-who has team time tomorrow night?
-who wants a pb&j?
-are you dropping anything this month?
-can you get a picture of me and _____?
-so are you nervous about team changes?
-what’s the wifi password?
-how far do we have to walk?
-are you showering tonight?
-what are the odds you ____?
-can you airdrop that to me?
-is our baby phone still working?
-what’s for dinner?
-how much is $___ in their currency?
-MD? (monopoly deal)
-did you put on bug spray yet?
-are you sweating?
-which shots did you get?
-feel my face…do you think I have a fever?
-when was the last time you washed your hair?
-team money or personal money?
-can I have some hand sanitizer?
-can I borrow your chatenga? can I borrow your skirt? can I borrow your shirt?
-how many nalgenes have you drank today?
-is this ministry appropriate?
-will you come kill this bug?
-are you feeling sick too?!
-do we know our new ministry yet?
-who wants to preach this sunday?
-how have your quiet times been?
-will you come with me to the bathroom?
-does your water bottle smell yet?
-regular shower or bucket shower?
-how long is the bus ride to our next host?
-what snacks should we get for travel day?
-where can I find that in scripture?
-what’s that temperature in Fahrenheit?
-do we have a translator?
-what day even is it?
-does my hair look greasy?
-do I smell?
-what do you miss most about home?
-where’s the doom spray?
-want to split airtime this month?
-do we have it in the budget?
-can I pray for you????
-can we drink the water here?
-what’s the first thing you’ll eat when you land back in the states?
-what’s the difference between preaching and teaching?
and the answer to 99% of these questions is: I don’t know.
