Here is my anti-bucket list! It’s like a normal bucket list but with things I never want to do/experience in life. 

 

 

Here we go. 

 

1. Eat an octopus

 

2. Have a boss like Michael Scott  

 

3. Be in a room where every single person is chewing with their mouth open

 

4. Show up to a Halloween party where we’re all wearing the same costume 

 

5. Pet sitting a house full of cats. Like, a unholy multitude of cats. 

 

6.  Wake up one day and realize the past 5 years of my life was just a dream

 

7. Jump off a stage to crowd surf but the audience moves and I hit the floor 

 

8. Go to a circus that does not sell cotton candy 

 

9. Get smacked by a whale’s tail while in the ocean 

 

10. Eat a bug

 

11. Have a giant spider on my face

 

12. Come home from a long journey only to return to my neighbors auctioning off all my belongings because they thought I had died  

 

13. Be framed for murder