***My team sat down together one night and cranked out a mad lib support letter just for the fun of it! Check out our beautiful letter below! Hope you enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making this!
Dear Support,
I just wanted to write to you and tell you about how ministry has been going! This month, my team and I are in Albania (country), a country full of lots of smelly (adjective) monkeys (plural noun) and mangy (adjective) toenail clippers (plural noun). Time is squatting (verb ending in “ing”) very smoothly (adverb ending in “ly”). I can’t believe it’s been a week so far! In Albania, my team has been doing a lot of farting (verb ending in “ing”) as well as laughing (verb ending in “ing”) with the children in the area. I feel very wilted (adjective) to be a part of such a beautiful ministry!
Every Monday, my team goes to a nearby arboretum (place) to meander (verb). We weren’t very good at it at first. In fact, the first time we went, my teammate Lee (person on team) accidentally ran (verb, past tense). It was so beautiful (adjective). Now, we always make sure to avoid the topic of Wacanda (noun). We don’t want to upset any of the wombats (plural noun).
Tuesdays are something really special. Instead of going to arboretum, my team goes to McDonalds (different place). There, we usually catch (verb) until 3 PM (time of day). Then, we switch to kissing (verb ending in “ing”), which is so much fun! Jen (person on team) has been thriving in this ministry! I think she may even have a spiritual gift for frolicking (verb ending in “ing”).
Wednesdays are a little bit more burnt (adjective). We don’t have to wake up until 11:03PM (time of day), which is super awesome! When we finally leave for ministry, we only have a 15 (number) minute walk to get to the zoo (place). By the time we get there, all the children in the area have gathered… And there are so many of them! I would say at LEAST 693,717 (number) kids. We then play a few games with them. There favorite one seems to be Pinochle (game), but we put our own spin on it. Two words: Furry (adjective). Fence (noun). No surprise, all the kids really seem to love dancing (verb ending in “ing”) with Andy (person on team). Kids just flock to him!
Thursdays have been the most challenging days so far. For starters, Thursdays are all about narco-trafficking (verb ending in “ing”). I hadn’t really done much of this ministry so far on the Race, so you can say I was a little bit splendid (adjective). After the first day, Katy (person on team) pulled me aside and told me not to worry about sunflowers (plural noun) but to sleep (verb) the nerves away instead. And it helped! I’m so glad she is on my time. She just walks in so much long-suffering (fruit of the Spirit)! I’ve certainly learned a lot about reconsolidating (verb ending in “ing”) and cannot wait to see how much I continue to grow in this!
Fridays are by far my favorite day but the oofunkiest (adjective, superlative) way to end the week! We basically spend 0 (number) hours of the day sweating (verb ending in “ing”) elephants (plural noun)! How awesome is that?!. I’ve learned so much about zip lining (verb ending in “ing”) in the process… not to mention whippersnappers (plural noun). I know this knowledge will come in handy when I go back to the United States! For now though, I am going to continue to waterski (verb) until the late hours of the night!
Our off days this month have been on Saturdays and Sundays. The first set of off days, Ty (person on team) had the graceful (adjective) idea to go to Bulgaria (place) so we could all try trekking (verb ending in “ing”) for the first time ! It was a little bit risqué (adjective) at first, but I’m so glad I did it! The next day, we all went to a restaurant called The Bony (adjective) Hairless Dog (animal), a spooky (adjective) restaurant that serves the best pickles (type of food) I have ever had! Even thinking about it makes my armpit (part of the body) start to urinate (verb)! Surprisingly, Anna (person on the team) was not a big fan! Isn’t that crazy?! Who doesn’t love pickles (same time of food)?!?! Still, Bulgaria really does have a lot to offer!
All in all, this month has been very sandy (adjective) so far, and I cannot wait to see what all the Lord has planned for us the rest of the month. I’m sure it’s going to be filled with lots of hair ties (plural noun) and hammocks (plural noun). And you know me! I love both of those things!
Sincerely yours,
A very boujee (adjective) World Racer!
