Worms. Out. Rectum. Mouth. Stomach.
Disclaimer: if you have weak stomach this blog is not for you.
For the past three weeks I’ve been feeling really weak, I’ve also thrown-up a lot. I’ve been to the doctors a few times and they assured me I only had salmonella and the common cold. Well, after taking the prescribed medicine I still didn’t feel any better. I prayed often that the Lord would heal me and make it known what was wrong with me.
Saturday night: I threw-up really hard, I even made a mess of a nice Cafe bathroom.
Sunday: threw-up every time I ate plus now I’m having really bad diarrhea. I knew something was really wrong when I threw-up so hard I had diarrhea in my pants. Oops.
Monday: I still did not feel well. One of my squad leaders told me I needed to look at my poop the next time I went. Therefore, after lunch it happened; and I looked at my poop. I finally figured out what is wrong with me. I HAVE WORMS. I saw one moving in my poop. I prayed really hard there was only one. However, that’s not how worms work. Next time I pooped there were hundreds. I then decided it was time to get deworming medicine. I went to the pharmacy and got medicine, came home, ate a little dinner in order to take the medicine and went to bed.
HERE COMES THE GROSS PART!
I was sleeping and woke up with a very big urge to throw-up around 1am. I went to the bathroom and threw-up live worms for 15 minutes. Yes, live worms. Upon finishing I brushed my teeth for a very long time, then I threw that toothbrush away. About 45 minutes later I woke up again, this time I was pooping out straight worms. Upon finishing I laid on the bathroom floor for awhile and cried. Then I stood up at 2am and said “I’m an adult, I can conquer these worms, my body will murder these worms, I can do it.” Then I went back to bed. Upon waking up, I threw-up so hard I had live worms coming out of my nose. Yes, I pulled them out. Needless to say it was a very interesting night and one in which I’ll never forget.
Here’s the bright side… I have medicine and it is working on killing the worms. I should be back to normal shortly. In the mean time I’m going to continue to throw-up and poop out all the worms until they are gone. I’ll spare you pictures. Moral of the story: look at poop every time you go. Your poop tells you a lot about your health.
Sincerely,
Worm infested Tiny Tank
