The Lice List
This is the story of a girl
who cried a river a drowned the whole world…
That’s right, friends,
just as Nepal and I were trying to make amends,
just as I thought I was through the curse…
things actually got worse!
On Thursday I was in the clear,
at least so it would appear…
I provided some moral support
after all, as a friend I didn’t not want to fall short!
(Actually, lice was really something I wanted to prevent
but that’s not how it really went)
Sorry, I digress
the lice I will continue to address…
We doused mayo in our hair
as my friends were rather full of despair;
and we went around our hair with Saran Wrap
thinking that Nepal may be a health trap.
The next morning we went through each other’s hair-
ain’t nothing but World Race warfare!
Our bodies have started a new fight,
at this point what’s one more plight?
It started with a simple scratch
but then the eggs began to hatch…
“Yeah, you have lice, dude.”
“Wait what?!” RUUUDE.
I’m rather confused
and, well, unamused.
Amaris just pulled from my hair a live bug
and I didn’t even give a street kid a hug!!
After all I had the stomach flu
Nepal, I’m ready to bid adieu.
Lice, nits, they sure aren’t from heaven…
If I just shaved my head, I’ll look like Britt Spears from 07′
At this point it was time to call my mom
cuz let’s face it she’s the bomb.
Anyways, I’ll admit that I cried
and it took a big shot at my pride.
Our hair is now a petting zoo
so, lice screw you.
Finally, not to make you squirm,
But taylor also has ringworm
Lice, lice we hate you so much,
please visit the X Squad boys they all need haircuts!
