The Lice List

 

This is the story of a girl

who cried a river a drowned the whole world…

 

That’s right, friends,

just as Nepal and I were trying to make amends,

just as I thought I was through the curse…

things actually got worse!

 

On Thursday I was in the clear, 

at least so it would appear…

I provided some moral support

after all, as a friend I didn’t not want to fall short!

(Actually, lice was really something I wanted to prevent

but that’s not how it really went)

 

Sorry, I digress

the lice I will continue to address…

 

We doused mayo in our hair

as my friends were rather full of despair;

and we went around our hair with Saran Wrap

thinking that Nepal may be a health trap.

 

The next morning we went through each other’s hair- 

ain’t nothing but World Race warfare!

Our bodies have started a new fight,

at this point what’s one more plight?

It started with a simple scratch

but then the eggs began to hatch…

“Yeah, you have lice, dude.”

“Wait what?!” RUUUDE.

 

I’m rather confused

and, well, unamused.

Amaris just pulled from my hair a live bug

and I didn’t even give a street kid a hug!!

After all I had the stomach flu

Nepal, I’m ready to bid adieu.

 

Lice, nits, they sure aren’t from heaven…

If I just shaved my head, I’ll look like Britt Spears from 07′

 

At this point it was time to call my mom

cuz let’s face it she’s the bomb.

Anyways, I’ll admit that I cried

and it took a big shot at my pride.

 

Our hair is now a petting zoo

so, lice screw you.

 

Finally, not to make you squirm,

But taylor also has ringworm

 

Lice, lice we hate you so much,

please visit the X Squad boys they all need haircuts!