I am going to be able to hear other people’s conversations around me because they’ll all be in english!?
What do you mean kids won’t jump all over me and people won’t come up and talk to me when I walk down the street??
I can’t just go up to people and ask to hold their babies?
Coffee costs more than $1???
You paid how much for that shirt?
Her shorts only come to her mid thighs- how scandalous!
Why isn’t everyone around me asking to take pictures with me?
I can’t walk out of my house and buy fruit and clothes 10 feet away?
I have to sleep without someone 5 feet from me… what?!
I don’t have to be with a buddy when I go anywhere or do anything?
White people will be the majority?
I’m sorry, what do you mean we can’t come to your grandmother’s birthday party… we’ve known you for a whole 10 minutes?
Can I pray for you? … Yes, of course right now, right here in Target.
Let’s go to chik-fil-a!!!!
People are going to understand us when we talk about them?
Woah i’m walking on flat ground… and driving on nicely paved roads?
That dog doesn’t even look like it like it is diseased?
That cat has a tail???!
What do you mean I can’t lead your zumba class?
Why doesn’t everyone have a karaoke machine in their backyard?
I can take a shower and stay clean for a whole day? NOOOO!!
My bed doesn’t have to be full of bugs?
Mosquitos don’t belong indoors?
What’s LTE?
