It gets weird around here. Enjoy some quality quotes from some quality Racers 🙂
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Are you gonna eat your llama?
I think I got sunburnt during my shower
That bathroom was amazing. It just needs toilet paper and soap. And I think the door was see-through.
We have a layover in Singapore!
Welcome to church! We need you to run Sunday school for the next three hours, teach a lesson, learn a song, and help them memorize a bible verse in Vietnamese. Thanks!
Guys, I have some news. I pooped today!!!
*cheers and applause from all teammates*
I need to go find WiFi and download a Rwandan storybook Bible
A bunk bed?! Dang this place is boujeeeee
There was no toilet paper so I used a Gospel Tract. But I used the back cover and left the rest for someone to read it later. Maybe they will come to know Christ.
This is my favorite store in town because they sell peanut butter
My sleeping bag is my most prized possession
Can you google something for me? Just type “how do worms get into your body through your feet”
I invited my tuk tuk driver to church today. I told him that he was going to have a dream about Jesus tonight! Let’s pray for him!!!!
I’m gonna go heat up some water in the kettle for my shower. I’m feeling fancy today.
My bug bites have bug bites
This weekend I think I’ll take a taxi to Chiang Mai and get a fish massage
Two words: Washing. Machine.
Curry has permanently stained my fingers yellow and I’m not even mad about it
Feeling a little tickle in my throat so I think I’ll go to the pharmacy and get a 4 cent antibiotic
Hey, check it out. The Himalayas!!!!
We have a 24 hour bus ride coming up so I need all the melatonin you have
Maybe I will be able to buy more supplies whenever we switch continents
I just prayed over that Hindu temple. It’s gonna be a church someday.
Green beans for dinner!!!! *everyone rejoices*
My parasite came to me in a dream. He told me his name was Steve. So now my parasite is named Steve (shoutout to Ashley Guinn for this gold)
Does anyone have a cup or bottle I can pee in?
It’s still yesterday at home
I would literally swim in a pool of Chick-fil-A sauce right now
Let’s sniff this peppermint oil and listen to Christmas music!!!! Perfect to get us in the spirit!
I asked God where my headlamp was and He helped me find it. He’s so awesome.
Dang this ramen is delicious!!!!
Let’s pray for this stray dog I think he has a family
I think I’ve been wearing these same clothes for 3 days. I lost count
That man just said “very noodle” to me and I have no clue what that means.
Will this give me a disease?? — Nah just pray over it
I just accidentally tried to pay that lady with about 6 different currencies before I got it right
I keep having dreams about those rats in Thailand. What do you think that means??
I have 8 shirts. That’s way too many!!!!! I think I’ll ditch some this month
It smells like the Nepal bathrooms out here
Can someone lay hands on my stomach and pray? There’s a storm a-brewin in there
That alpaca has a fluffy butt
Luckily if we get food poisoning from this meal, it will only last 24 hours. And we’ve endured parasites for weeks!!
So one time, in India….
Sooo I did a Listening Prayer and I think I’m supposed to pray for a person in a purple jacket today. Let’s do it
I think I’ll get my next tattoo in South Africa
So I’m not totally sure what’s happening but I think that lady wants us to come into her house and drink a Fanta
Maybe I’ll go see a doctor when we get to Cusco?
Woke up from a nap today. Forgot which country I was in.
Last week we were on an African safari. This week we are in the Bolivian salt flats. Next month, we hike Macchu Picchu. What a life.
