The final edition of my quote list. These quotes might not mean much to you. Or make sense at all. But for my team this is just a glimpse at the random conversations, crazy stories and hilarious moments we have had together. I’ve been reflecting a lot the past month on our time as a team. And I am super thankful for these ladies and the opportunities they have given me to record the ridiculous things they say!
So straight from their mouths…..
“The only thing I like to grind is my coffee.”
“Look at my orange knuckles, it’s because I went ham on my cheetos.”
” What do you think the ‘x’ means in the middle of the lane we are driving in?”
person a: “Oh my goodness that guy is butt naked.”
person b: “You mean the statue.”
“When we crap they crap.”
“What is tim doing?”
“Weeee I like driving with my head out the window.”
person a: “The coffee maker broke.”
person b: “That’s the saddest thing I’ve heard.”
“So once it’s dead it can’t come back to life, it’s not Jesus.”
“Don’t touch another ladies under stomach.”
“I’m gonna go outside so I can fart freely.”
“Toilet paper is for savages.”
“Inside, I was really hoping it would be a box of kittens.”
“I mean my whole face is red now. So who are you to tell me what’s pink eye and what’s sun burn.”
“Smells like someone just crapped right by the car.”
“It doesn’t matter if you don’t know the language the rhythm is multi cultural.”
“Looks like a cows utter.”
“I remembered when I was a kid, I asked god for a good singing voice. Now it’s like a life long lesson in humility.”
“Also, I put on my underwear backwards today.”
And that’s it! Thanks for reading as always 🙂
-hw
