Since the start of my World Race journey, I had the idea of how great it would be to make a quote list. I literally just started writing down the random stuff my teammates say when we are together. And it is by far one of the funniest and best decisions I’ve made. I have tons of material that would other wise probably be forgotten. Also I don’t usually include any sort of context with them, so I often don’t have any idea what they are pertaining too. Which is all the more hilarious!
Here are some of my favorite:
(side note: to spare my friends from total embarrassment, I will not reveal who said what)
“Oh my gosh….I just put this money in my mouth. I’m probably going to die of something.”
“I feel closer to the Lord when I eat Mac n cheese.”
“I think I’ll cut this skirt”
“Shorter”
“No longer!!!”
“Walked into a cactus.”
“Well I smell like lemur really bad”
“I’ve been peeing since I was a baby, you think I’d be good at it.”
“I would marry anyone of you”
“I’m sorry Jesus I got bread all over your book”
“It’s ok, He is the bread of life”
“Did you try the bayonet”
“You mean bidet”
“At least it was my own pee.”
“I literally can’t stop tooting, I don’t know what I ate.”
“Have you ever seen Bollywood movie?”
“Does the third cheetah girls count?”
“It tastes like my grandma’s perfume”
“I might just poop in a temple”
“I’m wearing the most intense granny panties….these could go for miles.”
“I’ve never seen myself covered in soap.”
“Somebody ate my chocolate, oh wait I did.”
“A pigeon flew into my head.”
“I literally thought I wet the bed when I woke up.”
Thanks for reading. Also if you have noticed, I’m fully funded!!
Thank you to all who join me financially in this journey!
-hw
