Never have we ever…

  1. Lived in a tent for a month….during the rainy season

  2. Planted a church

  3. Seen so many people accept Christ

  4. Been to villages where missionaries have never gone before

  5. Been to villages that we had to get to by foot because cars couldn't make it through the roads.

  6. Preached to an equal number of goats as people during church

  7. Known there were parasites in a body of water and still went swimming

  8. Given people Bibles for the first time

  9. Conducted an impromptu kids program on the side of the road

  10. Seen such a level of poverty

  11. Been in a country where if rain doesn't come to help the corn grow thousands of people will starve

  12. Spent time in a mud hut (including eating and taking a nap)

  13. Felt like Jesus in that we walked the streets and crowds gathered to hear us tell the gospel.

  14. Talked to the chief of a village about accepting Christ

  15. Had a chief declare his village a Christian village for the first time

  16. Hand pumped water from a well

  17. Had a dance party with African women (and felt so rythmically challenged)

  18. Seen tobacco hand harvested and dried

  19. Personally seen African babies with swollen stomachs

  20. Carried sound equipment over our heads through a corn field to get to a remote village (we ran the sound equipment on the battery from our car)