“That’s what she said!” The words slipped out before I realized what I was saying…
Now I won’t be able to come back to work next Monday!
BUT THE TWO ARE NOT RELATED!
Here I was talking to this guy about his fears of being a missionary, and raising financial support! And as a role model and mentor for him I was cracking dirty jokes. LUCKILY he chuckled and cut off my apology saying; “Honestly that just made me realize I’ll fit in well with you all, let’s schedule that interview!”
PHEW! Thank you God for grace, seriously!
So why can’t I come back Monday morning? I HAVE RUN OUT OF financial SUPPORT!
HOWEVER, I KNOW THAT GOD’S GOT THE CASH! and I TRUST HE is going to help through people like you! He will fund this MONDAY MORNING MIRACLE! I am praising God because I know He will provide the 1,400 I need by next week, and 6,000 total by December! Click here to help me tell more jokes and answer more questions FOR THE KINGDOM!
Below are some of the more RIDICULOUS questions I have been asked during my time here, because it’s important to keep smiling and laughing even in the face of great need!
“All the countries speak American right?”
“Can I pack a years worth of peanut butter in my carry on?”
“Can I bring a separate pack for my dog?”
“If we are a married couple can we still have sex?”
“I don’t want to go anywhere cold like Australia.”
“Can my granddaughter and I go together?”
“Will I need a passport?”
“Can my mom send me food?”
“So my daughter will stay with my wife while I’m gone…”
“Is there a height requirement?”
-Curtesy of the future World Racers
Everyday I talk to people WHO WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD.
People like you.
I know that God uses us all to do his work whether it’s funding it, building it, teaching it, or just doing it!
We can all change the world today!
AND I WANT TO SHARE THAT WITH EVERYONE I TALK TO EVERYDAY ON THE PHONE!
BUT COME MONDAY I WON’T BE ABLE TO DO THAT ANYMORE, Not without you! So here again is the Link if you feel God’s leading to help MISSIONARIES GO OUT INTO THE NATIONS!
