Attacked By A Quack!
(Don't let the picture deceive you. This duck is HUGE)
So yep I was attacked by a Duck. You guessed it. Not just any duck. A Cambodian, asian, CRAZY duck. So time for some humor.
It was just another sweltering day in the jungle & as I walked through the tall grass & coconut trees I decided for some uncanny reason to take a different pathway. I walked through a few trees only to find a few what looked like friendly birds. I didn't even realize they were ducks because of how huge they were, and the large brightly orange collared beaks with black ugly bodies. These are some fat, ugly, monstrous ducks. So any who, just as I walked past I made a "pssst" noise to get them to go away. I was just like excuse me little duckie.
Then, as I continued to walk along the path towards our tree house hut, I noticed behind me the duck was running rampantly towards my little legs. I was like oh my gosh this duck is really about to chase me. Apparently I must have invaded its territory or something. As it came after my legs it was hissing. All I had in my hand was my cheesy plastic bottle (since my water bottle was non existent at this point) with water in it. So I decided to hit the duck. The duck just kept coming closer, hissing and trying to what appeared to be, bite my leg! "YOU CRAZY DUCK! " I yelled….Also there was a cambodian village woman right near by laughing at me. Some help she was! So then I thought welp I guess I will poor some water on it! So I did it tried to come after me one more time and then started flapping its wings like crazy. Then finally the crazy quack slowly started walking the other way as I snuck away….
OH CAMBODIA!!
