Happy news!
I just got a part time job at starbucks. woot woot! I start on Sunday so it’s a huge praise the Lord.
Yes, I will be joining the ranks of our forefathers who served cappucino upon tall decaf upon tazo tea. I will live the legacy that has been put before me to satisfy the cravings of a caffine-addicted society.
Irony: I don’t like coffee.