1. You take a shower maybe twice a week
  2. Being okay with sitting in your sweat puddle
  3. Attending church for a 6 hours a day
  4. Laying hands on any/everyone regardless of where you are
  5. Never having a warm shower
  6. Not knowing what a real toilet is
  7. Taking a 17 passenger bus with a minimum of 35 people
  8. Wearing the same clothes for 5 days straight
  9. Knowing that there is no other way to wash clothes other than by hand
  10. Eating with your hands
  11. Paying $0.33 for a coke
  12. Eating the same thing everyday for a month
  13. Wading water to get to church
  14. Declaring things at the top of your lungs
  15. Dancing and yelling in church
  16. Accepting that everyone will be at least an hour late for everything
  17. Sleeping on a mat every night
  18. Pitching a tent in the living room to sleep
  19. Getting your meat freshly slaughtered and cleaned in front of you
  20. Eating 2 dozen eggs a week
  21. Rejoicing at even dial up internet
  22. Taking a motorcycle as a cab
  23. Have no problem with living with rats, bats, mosquitoes, moths, frogs, birds, and other mysterious insects.
  24. Drinking only bottled water
  25. Preparing to speak means opening your bible
  26. A nice church is one with a roof, walls, and a dirt floor
  27. Living on $4 a day
  28. Seeking the Lord’s guidance in EVERY decision
  29. Forgetting how to speak English
  30. Riding motorcycles into the mountains- no roads
  31. Seeing beautiful waterfalls
  32. Flying around Everest
  33. Riding an elephant
  34. Going on a safari seeing all kinds of exotic animals
  35. Buying a club from a warrior
  36. Loving on all people no matter race, religion, class
  37. Answering questions about why I believe
  38. Making a muslim think about his faith
  39. Calling French fries chips
  40. Going to Zanzibar
  41. Traveling to 10 countries in just 5 months
  42. Rocking a Mohawk
  43. Growing a sick beard with no care in the world
  44. Being called muzungu-or white person and being fine with it
  45. Seeing Demons manifest
  46. Healing people
  47. Casting out demons
  48. Having people persecute/laugh at the gospel of Christ
  49. A short trip is one of 10 hours or less
  50. Traveling for 3 plus days with no sleep
  51. Having the “squatty” and shower in the same stall
  52. Playing charades to communicate
  53. Living with 4 other people 24/7/365
  54. Receiving Constructive feedback….everyday
  55. Getting ripped off but being okay with it because its so cheap you think you ripped them off
  56. When missing a whole season of football and hunting is not the end of my life
  57. Snapping the heads off of pigeons
  58. Cleaning those same pigeons and eating them
  59. Eating pork fat, grease, and potatoes
  60. Eating Rice every day
  61. A milkshake is flavored milk
  62. Eating Goat, sheep, cow balls, crocodile, ostrich
  63. Goodbye means hello
  64. You don’t know what a mirror is, you look at yourself only when you pass a window in town
  65. You lift weights-water bottles filled with sand
  66. Hiding your toilet paper so no one steals it
  67. You head bobble to say yes or no…It’s an Indian thing
  68. You take a shower and continue to rub dirt off yourself