You know you’re on the world race when……..

You spend more time riding on the outside of vehicles than inside

You use a pig as a landmark

You have at least 4 different kinds of currency on you at any given time

You see a lady changing her baby’s diaper…..while flying down the highway on the back of a motorcycle

You’re hiking through the mountains and someone passes you riding a donkey….while talking on their cell phone

Spending over $2.00 on a meal is considered extravagant

You buy food at a store and by the time you get home it’s gone because you ended up giving it all to street kids

You can’t remember the last time you attended a church service that was in English

You go 2 weeks without taking a shower and no one even notices

The food at Mcdonalds actually tastes good

You spend any part of your race in a fake made-up country

You have to share a bed with 2 or more people

Getting 3 hours of sleep is considered a good night

One of the countries you visit is so poor they use coins made of plastic  

People keep saying you know you’re on the world race when…..