1. The fact that I look like a soggy cat when it rains… Or after I walked up a hill…
2. 50 cows is far to low of an offer
3. The man to woman ration on the squad
4. The stinch that my clothes have even after I washed them
5. The amount of showers I take in a week
6. My Chaco tan line looks like permanent dirt
7. I don’t have a car… Neither do the men ( and even if they do they are a taxi driver on a date)
8. I don’t have a working phone… Nor do I have working wifi
9. It’s a good month if I have shave my legs
10. I don’t spend more than 5 dollars in a day
11. Because I have 11 children ready for adoption in my head and a hut waiting back in some African country.

… Or the fact that I’m on a contract… Or that I’m on a crazy adventure that is reshaping ever aspect of my life and I wouldn’t want to have it any other way!

Some days on the World Race when you are in by your 4 o’clock curfew you find ways to entertain yourself and laugh all at the same time. Special thanks to Hope Bowman, Kacie Tillman, Malorie Finley, and Shonda for helping with this hour of enjoyment and entertainment we had during the making of this blog!